Saturday, October 10, 2015

Percuma

Mbuh iki arane apa, nanging wingi sempet kranjingan nggawe ukara-ukara unik ora patek cetha ngono. Jenenge ae wong seloooo, tur sok-sokan maneh le nggawe. Sempet wedi dicap sok suci uga, tapi so what gituuu looohh hehehe. Wis ah penting update blog, mangga dipunwaos :p


  • percuma awak berotot, yen nindakake sholat wae rasane abot
  • percuma gaya mbois kaya Glenn Alinskie, yen sholatmu setaun isa dietung nganggo driji
  • percuma bodi kaya army, yen sholatmu saben dina bolong luwih saka siji
  • percuma bodi atletis, yen sholat ae ibarate mung dina Senin karo Kemis
  • percuma saben taun ganti mobil sedhan, yen sholat wae wegah-wegahan
  • percuma ngumpuk-umpuk duit, yen karo kaum dhuafa wae ngrasa sengit
  • percuma dadi kaum elite, yen karo fakir miskin wae pelit
  • percuma duwe gelar dawa, yen akhire dadi tikus negara
  • percuma uripmu mubra-mubru, yen zakat, sholat, pasa wae ora tau
  • percuma sugih brewu, yen ngibadah wae blas ora tau
  • percuma dadi guru, yen ora kena digugu lan ditiru
  • percuma dadi agul-agule negara, yen ta pungkasane mlebu kunjara
  • percuma dadi ratu, yen tindak-tanduke wagu tur saru

Nah kuwi mau bagian sing alim-alim, iki aku uga gawe ala-ala cah enom sing lagi ngalami jatuh cintrong xixixi


  • percuma mas sliramu janji-janji, yen pungkasane mung mbokblenjani
  • percuma mas sliramu ngomong "selalu bersama sehidup semati", yen pungkasane mung ndadekake gela nang ati
  • percuma mas rupamu bagus, yen hobimu mung apus-apus
  • percuma mas ngomong cinta, yen pungkasane kebak rekayasa
  • percuma mas ngomong cinta, yen pungkasane mung dusta semata
  • percuma mas mbendina ngapeli, yen pungkasane mengkhianati janji suci
  • percuma LDR lan pacaran bertaun-taun, yen pungkasane rumah tangga ora sida dibangun
  • percuma berkorban terus demi pacar, yen bar-barane hubungan ambyar
Mbois ra rek? Ra mbois ya ra masalah, penting ninggalke jejak nang dunia maya. hehehe see yooouuu